jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via armadillo)

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

(via fake-mermaid)

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

(via godblesskfc)

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via clubrooms)

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

(via braydaaan)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via meanwhiteguy)